eaaasy tips on how to tell your girlfriend to lose weight:
- punch yourslef RIGHT in the dick.
- if you still feel like telling her to lose weight, repeat step one
I’m gonna start calling boys by the wrong name on purpose to remind them how unimportant they are
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“You’re so..” finish it in my ask.
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