rnilkbreath:

eaaasy  tips on how to tell your girlfriend to lose weight:

1. punch yourslef RIGHT in the dick.
2. if you still feel like telling her to lose weight, repeat step one

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I’m gonna start calling boys by the wrong name on purpose to remind them how unimportant they are

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“You’re so..” finish it in my ask.

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